flat back four

to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line

"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

flat dog

When a meat-head or bro tackles a smaller person so that he can violently rub his head on their head. The purpose of the flat dog may be homoerotic in nature.

Sean, stop flat dogging Kyle. He's about to cry and you have a Texas-sized erection.

by JeffGoldblum June 12, 2011

Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

FALL FLAT

1) To get hit
2) A term used with fall back

1) Yo you about to fall flat son!
2)Fall back or fall flat hoe!

by LaLa2008 May 16, 2008

Flat Earth

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!

Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 15, 2020

Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.

Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".

by Charlie and Bobbie January 12, 2012

flat

-Without boobies
-Not well endowed
-'A' cup
-Asian

Chee Wong is flat. I can iron her shirt while it is still on her.

by siDeSwiper66 August 29, 2008