Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Farmer brown

A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.

Jane got a farmer brown from Heather and her dog Rex.

by Robbie Roo April 26, 2005

farmervision

like peasantvision but for farmers in southern Canada that get channels from the US

We get farmervision off the Sweetgrass Hills in Montana

by mbiest October 11, 2007

Farmer's daughter syndrome

Farmer's daughter syndrome is what girls have when they are prevented from getting attention from guys while they are growing up. This causes them to act "easy" or "desperate" since they have no relationship experience and will make them fall in love with the first man they come across. Attractive women of this nature are common in guy's fantasies, but rare in real life.

Guy 1:I was out in rural Wyoming last week and slept with this girl who acted like she's never seen a man in her life. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.

by Campy McGoo April 26, 2011

Farder

Usually used during sex, if one does not permit a lot of talking, meaning both Harder and Faster at the same time, therefore saving time and effort.

"Oh yes yes, Farder baby Farder!"

by cameldude December 13, 2008

Farse

Farse - Fat Arse

Daniella could you please move your farse

by Woland31337 March 27, 2017

Farmer

Someone who nuts in every ho around, usually with a dozen or more baby mamas and 30 or more unsupported children. Never uses condoms

I planted so many seeds in that ho, she thinks I'm a farmer

by I'll be your huckleberry hound January 11, 2020