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emotional dogbiscuit 

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.
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Emotionap 

When the world is f*cking you over and you just need to nap, because human beings have too many emotions to deal with.
adulting naptime emotionally

I can't adult today, I need an emotionap!
Emotionap by chibizabanter May 30, 2016

Emotional virgin 

A person that hasn't had sex with emotion and feelings, cause he or she is too scared to trust another person.
Therefore also having problems with intimate relationships.
I have debuted sexually but im an emotional virgin
Emotional virgin by Sad boi March 18, 2017

Emotionally flacid 

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.
She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore

Emotion mask 

When people act like the're really happy but are actually really sad.
Sarah's putting on an emotion mask to pretend she is happy.
Emotion mask by Cat card October 7, 2017

Emotional predator

A narcissistic, arrogant, manipulative waste that pounces on people they feel they can bully and demean in any way. (They make it look like you’re at fault too). They have nothing else better to do with their time and justify their games by any means, and any flimsy excuse.
Emotional predator by yursh22 December 7, 2017