edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave

bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit

by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020

edward 40 hands

When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.

I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.

by Dj Skeet August 14, 2006

Harry Edward Styles

the hottest man alive. his music can take to outer space. but make sure u stay out of his kitchen.

Harry Edward Styles is my idol

by Kaitlyn_loves_harry July 18, 2020

edward 40 hands

A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.

"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"

"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.

See him over there? He had a sex change!

by ICC March 29, 2005

Edward DeJesus

Leader of the fastly growing street gang MS-13. Eddie "Speddy" DeJesus has been working his way up the ranks of MS-13 for some time now...and has just been listed Number 1 on every states most wanted list in the country. Known Alias' "Big E" "Fast Eddie" and "Spedward DeRetard".

Edward DeJesus The most dangerous puerto rican teddy bear...known to man.

by Ballbag Superfan December 20, 2008

richey james edwards

second guitarist in the manic street preachers. couldnt play for shit, but was the groups lyricist. he walked out of his london hotel room on the first of feb 1995, never to be seen again. no body has been found. family declined to officially declare him as dead.

listen to the manic street preachers!

by qwerty January 17, 2005