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diaper drive

Driving for several hundred miles with no stops, wearing a diaper so you don't have to stop to pee.
Baby, you're so great I'd do a diaper drive for you.
by Cabose February 25, 2007
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Buzz Driving

1. Buzz Driving is driving with a buzz, not quite drunk, but enough that your awareness and/or ability to drive is somewhat impaired.

2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.

3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
1. The meat headed idiot was Buzz Driving and hit a telephone pole, luckily he hurt no one but himself.

2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!

3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Knuckle driver

a driver that can only be visable by their knuckles on the wheel as they are either too small or the seat is too far back.

most commonly seen with elderly female drivers or women in mini coopers wearing beatle eye sunglassess.
i nearly got run of the road yesterday. didnt see their face as it was a knuckle driver
by B247E September 25, 2010
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Sensory deprivation

Sensory deprivation is the deliberate reduction or removal of stimuli from one or more of the senses. Simple devices such as blindfolds and earmuffs can cut off sight and hearing, while more complex devices can also cut off the sense of smell, touch, taste, thermoception (heat-sense), and 'gravity'. Sensory deprivation has been used in various alternative medicines and in psychological experiments (e.g., see Isolation tank), and for torture or punishment.

Though short periods of sensory deprivation can be relaxing, extended deprivation can result in extreme anxiety, hallucinations, bizarre thoughts, depression, and antisocial behavior.
Chillin in that Sensory deprivation tank took me on a good trip.
by Bhaze February 7, 2006
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Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.
by th3 protege January 6, 2009
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bmw driver syndrome

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
by greavsie458 March 19, 2011
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driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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