Doctor

One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.

We went to the doctor and he had no idea what what wrong with her.

by dylcryayd August 7, 2008

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

doctor

A person who fills you up with and attemps to analyse you behaviour

'How are you feeling today?'
'...................'
'okay more prozac

by nothingness July 15, 2004

Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009

Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

Doctor Web

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

by Salty Jonez October 8, 2008

Doctor Tweek

Doctor Tweek is a sound engineer and guitar effects pedal parts supplier for diy pedal fx builders in the uk and europe.

Doctor Tweek sells mojo parts that make you sound like Jimmi Hendrix!

by maudibe July 27, 2010