Dave

He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.

But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!

you; Dave, you want some juice?
Dave; Nah i want you ;)
Dave; but juice is nice

by ticked off person December 4, 2018

dave

Smart Boy Reads Bible

Dave is nice person

by uhguwd February 5, 2019

good one dave

Used when something stupid had just occured, e.g a fat man dancing in a shop.

Or when a really bad joke or story is told

Originated from the village of Corby Glen Lincs

"yeah i went to see busted play last nite and i had sex with all of them"

Reply "good one dave"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave

a song by broadway karkat where a troll named karkat does.... questionable... things while singing about a human named dave

i cant believe gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave was popular on tiktok. like why would a song about a male troll beating it while singing about his love-hate relationship with a human boy be so popular on a commonly homophobic app? people need to do research.

by soul overrun November 3, 2020

dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010

Dave Hit

The last portion of a marijuana bowl to be smoked, which is often a smaller portion and of poorer quality than usual.

I don't want to smoke that, it's a Dave Hit.

by WSU-Anonymous September 13, 2006

dave dave

a big fat man who mostly gay but can be redeemed mostly daves are weirdos and like to have 5 to 6 men at a time daves are strange creatures and should be locked in a cage because he’s that gay gayness radiates off of dave he is the gayest gay man to ever be gay and he will always be gay if u meet a dave RUN he will try and sex u

u see that man over there,yeah what about him,OH SHOT ITS A GAY DAVE DAVE RUN

by heybro55 May 10, 2020