dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

chunk a deuce

Throw up 2 fingers in a sideways peace sign. A sign of acknowledgment of someone else. In Tallahassee, FL, this is widely recognized as the identifying hand gesture of Victoria Sartori

I was at a party, and i saw Victoria from across the room. I saw her chunk a deuce at me, in acknowledgement of my awesomeness.

by J. Gangsta October 23, 2008

Deuce McAllister

A huge dump; a large #2. (History). Steve & Craig were looking for a tactful way to talk about a trip to the bathroom

After that Deuce McAllister, I am surprised the toilet wasn't clogged.

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

deuce and a quarter

Baton Rouge. 225 area code

I rep that deuce and a quarter.
When are we gonna bounce out the deuce and a quarter and roll to the 504?

by Mr.Chainsaw March 10, 2009

Deuce (9Lives)

Deuce (Aron Erlichman) is the ex-singer of the famous rap/rock band Hollywood Undead. He co-founded the band with J-Dog (Jorel Decker) in 2005 and invited their friends to join the band as well. Deuce sings in the band's debut album as well as EP's. He was later kicked out in October of 2009 for numerous rumored reasons, most notable is that he wanted the band to pay $800 a week to bring his personal assistant on tour, even though the other band members don't have PA's. They paid for 4 months until they stopped because they were losing money. Deuce refused to tour and ignored them for 2 weeks, leaving one of the other members, rapper and lead guitarist Charlie Scene, to do the singing until they picked up Danny (Daniel Murillo).

Since then, HU has been making wonderful songs with their new lead singer, who can actually sing live (:O). Meanwhile, Deuce has been talking LOADS of shit about HU and has been making up so many lies (Such as how he claims he wrote all of HU's stuff, even though his own solo stuff sucks major donkey cock in terms of lyrics). The last time he talked shit was 12/19/11. Deuce has released a lead single for his upcoming album, which, although catchy, has the most retarded lyrics ever.

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Person 1: What happened to Deuce (9Lives) from Hollywood Undead??
Person 2: He was kicked for being such a douche bag. *Explains reason*
Person 1: Ohhh fuck him!

Person 2: Check out his latest song *shows song*
Person 1: Holy fuck that's disgusting
Person 2: IKR?

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Deuce fan: haha bitchezzz duce is da bestttt hu iz a joke bitch dey r goin down witout him
Hollywood Undead fan: Oh really? Is that why their latest album with their new singer sold 4x more than their album with Deuce?
Deuce fan: fuck u bich duce rulezzzzzzz hu wuz jus jelus of him
Hollywood Undead fan: Really? Prove it.
Deuce fan: *refuses to answer*.

^^ Real conversation with me and a Deuce fan on YouTube

by iamjusttypingthiswithnoname December 28, 2011

Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.

Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.

by Samo Head June 18, 2008

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018