(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.
"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017

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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.
Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.
Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.
Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?
Guy 1: Nothing recent.
Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about
Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.
Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.
Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.
Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?
Guy 1: Nothing recent.
Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.
- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...
by Cybercass December 26, 2009

me:yo dude follow my new account
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019

Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
by furgledurg9000 February 27, 2019

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
