Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

by NDFitz May 1, 2006

Coussmaker

Female rapist who goes after young children and bulls and gets them to come by going down on them and slapping their testicles.

The mothers of young bulls tell their children that if they do not behave, they will be raped by the Coussmaker and left with a bleeding scrotum.

by Toddy_t February 21, 2003

cloused

When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.

"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".

by kellogg2185 October 6, 2016

Cous

Another word for cunt, bitch, stupid woman

Did you break up with that cous yet.

by Tony-strips August 19, 2020

The Cousin IT

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.

by Manbat666 January 13, 2009

weiner cousins

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl

oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!

by sdogg4life March 22, 2017

sisters cousin

It's not my cousin, it's my sister's cousin so we can fuck

When me and my sisters cousin are scrawgin in the back seat it's legal since she ain't my cousin, she's my sister's cousin

by Rustybug26 April 22, 2018