Hannah Lewis Cry

When you cry hysterically about something unfathomably ridiculous, usually after drinking an excessive amount of gin - often of the pink variety.

Hannah Lewis: oh my god! I’m in so much pain because I drank too much gin, fell over on my face and broke the neighbor’s cats leg! *Waaahh wahhhh wahhh*
Jana: that’s a Hannah Lewis Cry if ever I saw one!

by Good Home King August 1, 2019

dont cry, craft

This refered to an april fools day by two youtubes: Daniel Howel and Phil Lester.
This was used as a meme.

Anna: *Cries*
Jessica: Dont cry, craft

by Phil's flower crown. October 15, 2017

Make an Onion Cry

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

1-0 Cry

A term used by gta 5 faggoteers that think using the orbital cannon and oppressor mark 2 means you have skill when really they just jack off to 5 year lolis in their roach infested basement with Cheetos stains all over their hands and cock.

This stupid fucker is orbing me he sent me a text it says 1-0 cry hold these Lzzz I’m up forever

by 123thatsenoughniggersforme March 15, 2023

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.

COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"

by COL May 10, 2014

guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006