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chris crocker

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.
"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"
by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007
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by ihatehriscrocker January 25, 2009
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crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.
Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.
by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007
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croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has
1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!
by Matt36000 January 15, 2008
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Crocodile Clunge

A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.
Wow, that girl's crocodile clunge just bit that guy's arms off.
by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009
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Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!
by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014
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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011
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