Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

Crank

1. Used to describe a person who is crazy. 2. A slang term for drugs, usually heroin. 3. A slang term to do something with power or vigorous motion. From the German work "krank" which also means "sick."

"He's a bit of a crank."
"Wow, that's some good crank."

"He really cranked that ball out of the park."

by Grcman November 9, 2017

Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “

Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……

by PRICK1234345657457575473472572 March 19, 2023

Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010

Crank

To want to fuck or to fuck someone

I wanna crank that bitch

by Youngluv April 5, 2016

Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Crank-kit

Also known as 'dope kit.' Is a container where heroin and intravenous drug users keep their hypodermic needles ,cotton filters, dope, and other drug paraphernalia for easy portable access. A crank kit is usually fashioned out a toiletry kit, cigar box, small zipper pencil-case, or any other adequately sized container.

John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"

Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."

by HAL-9000 Computer April 11, 2016