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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
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Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020
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Craig

A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.
by Craygwirls November 2, 2022
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Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.
Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids
by Walfjei November 23, 2021
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Craig

The one and only most caring person you'll ever meat!
I realy like 'CRAIG', he's the one that you'll always never forget.
by CRAIG Cobb'7777 September 12, 2021
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Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021
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Lara Craig

She is a bitch.
Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.
by the25thbam August 8, 2019
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