Craig

A man with too much money than sense.

Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.

Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.

by The Big Boii November 29, 2024

Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craig

A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.

Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craig Jeremy

A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,

I wish my boys were like Craig Jeremy

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.

Do you remember Craig The Mailman.Nostalgia man…

by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025

craiging it

A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.

Elias: Yo caige wyd tonight
Caige: Not much i'll just be craiging it

by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025

Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025