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Covfefe

Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"

"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
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Twittering and musturbeting at the same time.
Donald like to covfefe late at night while wife is sleeping.
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After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
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Brett Favre made it to the NFL Hall of Fame even after we all saw his dick picks covfefe
by yo9978 May 31, 2017
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Despite negativity, Covfefe, is all around! Viva La covfefe = 45th President using Twitter.
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"Covefefe" was a cipher used by president Donald J. Trump as a nod to /pol/ and the people of Kekistan on May 31st 2017. The cipher was decoded by using the periodic table of elements.

Co =27 V= 23 Fe=26 Fe=26. Type the correlating number in Google and an NCBI article titled "Single Transcriptome of a Green Toad"
by Sisto Tapia May 31, 2017
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Covfefe or Covfifi (n.) Donald Trump used the variation Covfefe for the more familiar, and brief Fifi , the name of Max Rockatansky's chief of the MFP. Max quit his job due to becoming overwhelmed, so Fifi cajoled Max to stay, with promise of a Pursuit Special. Fifi led a highly flamboyant life as the chief of the MFP and notably had a love for his houseplants and a pet bird, both of which he kept in his office at the Halls of Justice. Fifi was also extremely optimistic, believing that Heroism is the key to bringing society back from its crime-ridden world. (Part credit: madmax.wikia.com)
He was feeling down and insecure, so he reached for his plush Covfefe, and soon felt better.
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