contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016

Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer

I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE

by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020

Colten

demon child

Colten is a demon child

by Jsbsjek April 13, 2020

Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix

Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern

by bored_ March 10, 2021

pro-chute

To be vintage in a classy way

Though the term "log flume" is more widely used, "log chute" is classier. I am pro-chute.

by AEM May 24, 2007

Anti-contender

(1) An individual, object or situation that is either involuntarily or voluntarily not part of a tournament. This could be due to an injury; not meeting the standards and requirements of the tournament; or, in the case of an individual, he/she is actively able to decide to remain out of the tornament. Generally, objects and situations do not have the conscious choice of being an anti-contender, however, an individual has the liberty to choose whether or not they wish to be a participant.

(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.

(1) i. The javelin snapped just 5 minutes prior to the tournament and was immediately called out as an anti-contender for the entire comp.
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.

(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."

by 1whodoesntlikelifegames August 16, 2010

Codie coates

One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.

Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”

Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”

by Captain Coates the 23rd January 27, 2021