Throwing Cords

Throwing Cords- Squirting breast milk at someone's face

Sheila- "Yesterday, I squirted my breast milk in my husband's face."
Kayla- "Damn girl, you were throwing Cords at him!"

by Hufflinpuffer September 19, 2023

corkscrew

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.

(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.

by Phishn February 6, 2005

Cannibal Corpse

A terribly overrated death metal band. They arent really that good, they just gained death metal some popularity because people had never had never heard a thing like it before and thought it was really really skull crushingly heavy. generic growls also.

if you want some good death metal with sick art and weird lyrics, go listen to cattle decapitation, at least they sound cool.

by Liberate te ex Inferis January 18, 2005

Corns

The act of cornering someone. One can add the word "mad" at the beginning to add emphasis.

1. "Nico, corns!"
2. "Nico is giving mad corns!"

by jeff56738294 June 26, 2006

Keystone Cops

Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones

We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.

by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

dig-up-the-corpse cute

Cute to a degree that would engender crimes against nature, inspired by the sordid tale of Laura Tennessen, whose corpse was dug up by Nicholas Grunke, his brother Alex Grunke and Dustin Radke of Madison, Wisconsin on September 2, 2006 after Nicholas Grunke saw a photo of Miss Tennessen accompanying her obituary.

"Yeah, she's cute 'n' all...but she ain't dig-up-the-corpse cute."

by Klonopin September 16, 2008