computerLizard

See boylizard.

computerLizard is just another name for boyliz... No, wait, he's... Fuck it, I don't remember.

by TPG January 22, 2004

Computer Cow

Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

by Walter Dixshit October 24, 2011

Computer

You dumb dumb poopy pants

Your a dumb dumb poopy pants for not knowing what a computer is, I mean, i'm in first grade, but come on.

by Chicken Nugget Dude March 10, 2017

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005

computer 8

Where the gayass sits!

The guy in computer 8 sucks ass

by cstrike December 22, 2004

computer

A computer is a terrible beast. It secrets vomit, has the ability to rip up a tree in one minute, and has a special tongue to lick it's balls.

Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead.

A computer has several intelligence levels:
PC: As stupid as the user
Super Computer: Unpredictable
Mac: <no intelligence>

A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in virtual sex with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!!

My computer licked it's balls.
My computer regularly opens porn sites.
My computer spreads viruses.

by High Technologist December 15, 2004