dung cone

An ice cream cone filled with shit and left at an ex’s house after you got ice cream and he dumped you.

I left a dung cone at brads house last winter.

by Yaaaaaas I slay December 15, 2017

Cone

Someone who is below average at any endeavor they decide to involve themselves in.

That kid is such a fucking cone.

by Scelf AKA Dickson Machado December 26, 2024

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.

Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

cone head

mentally deranged person

hey have you heard about cone head
yeah he's pretty deranged

by cone head123 October 16, 2023

Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.

Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”

by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020

Rofl Cone

A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl

Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.

by nickf&hismom May 2, 2011