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Chris

Long ass giraffe neck, with a vision of a donkey.
That guy that sits behind me is such a Chris
by The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger October 30, 2018
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A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris
Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.
by ReeeeMaster November 1, 2018
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a rlly hot dude who likes taramisu and chrispy boi. drinks alot of preworkout until face tingles and is a legit babe. also extremly comfy pillow to cuddle.
by taramisu November 6, 2018
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chris is a dude who is rlly hot, drinks alot of pre workout until face tingles
by taramisu November 6, 2018
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A guy that is always on your mind, he has abs, perfect hair, really funny, and is hella HOT. But he is toxic, he is a player and doesn't stick to one girl, if he does find a girl he cheats, he's a bad boy. Never trust him with ALL your heart.
Whoa CHRIS did what??!
by Wspppp November 15, 2018
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A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .
Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight
by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018
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People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.
Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.

Girl3:she right boo
by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 3, 2018
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