speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

chocolate skin

when you black, and the skin is a similar look to chocolate

this black person has chocolate skin.

by EpicGamerJues78 February 21, 2023

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

Chocolate cologne

When you’re eating ass and they fart into your mouth or farts on you

Guy one: I was eating this girls ass and she sprayed me with chocolate cologne

Guy two: That sucks ass

by [REDACTED][REDACTED] March 12, 2020

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008

chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013

trap chocolate

A chocolate bar sold as containing magic mushrooms but instead has sketchy research chemicals with possible adverse side effects.

Trap chocolate will melt your brain!

by YeezyYeezyYeezus January 27, 2023