Cheaptard - a person who thinks that they know shit and want to pretend they going posh place on holidays but booking cheapest place in a village
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Distinguishing characteristics: wimpy cartilage (the species is an invertebrate) and a deeply concave chest, very crusty lazy eyes.
Cheapus rentucabra takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
The rentucabra is a slacker who detests social friction. He remains at the same place of employment for long periods of time because he is not hirable elsewhere.
Distinguishing characteristics: wimpy cartilage (the species is an invertebrate) and a deeply concave chest, very crusty lazy eyes.
Cheapus rentucabra takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
The rentucabra is a slacker who detests social friction. He remains at the same place of employment for long periods of time because he is not hirable elsewhere.
What a rentucabra (Cheapus Rentucabrus) might say:
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage.”
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage.”
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Get the Cheap seats mug.The type of anger felt by an individual they speak softly in a different room or from a distance but are unheard, misunderstood, or asked to repeat themselves. Typically this cycle repeats several times before the charpootin emerges.
Hey! Why don't you ever answer my question?!?
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!
Because you're always mumbling 3 rooms away with a closed door! Don't get all charpootin on me!
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