The Royal We is where a monarch speaks not only on her own behalf, but on behalf of the country that she is rightfully entitled to make decisions on behalf of. The Chav We, on the other hand, is where you speak as if you are part of something you are only very vaguely related to, like a football team you support.
Alice: We were robbed of that goal! Fucking ref!
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
by theorbtwo September 1, 2010
Get the the chav wemug. Someone who comes from a middle class family that thinks it’s cool to be a chav
They smoke, drink and have sex at 13 years old because they think it makes them solid.
They smoke, drink and have sex at 13 years old because they think it makes them solid.
Friend: Wow they’re such chavs
Me: Yeah but 2 of them are proper plastic chavs they’re familys are both bible bashers
Me: Yeah but 2 of them are proper plastic chavs they’re familys are both bible bashers
by FuckDictionarysGetDefinitions October 6, 2019
Get the plastic chavmug. by Jezza S January 28, 2021
Get the chav juicemug. Complete twat who leads around other chavs like a bunch of organized twats.Usually in a bright tracksuit with a baseball cap perched on his head at an angle.
by Lee112233 September 30, 2006
Get the chav-elitemug. an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.
the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.
by sir emo of grebland May 2, 2006
Get the smart chavmug. A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.
Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead
by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005
Get the chav gangmug. by Rippey February 13, 2009
Get the chav trufflemug.