oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"

Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

by i like urbandictionary October 8, 2011

Tucker Carlson

Something a Drag Queen does when getting ready.

Diva will be here shortly... all he needs to do is Tucker Carlson, then put on his stockings.

by djhaterade January 19, 2021

CARS

n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.

"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"

by Henry6969 January 19, 2006

carsam

amazingly cool.. da shyt..frivolisly shakin

that jaket is carsam!

by likeit uptheass September 28, 2003

Caressea

A woman who makes Aphrodite herself look like a slut. Her magnificence and beautiy make Earth look like a rusty rock with no radiance or color. She can make anyones depressing world change to fucking amazing happy-go-lucky. She maybe loud, but she is full of life.

Hey, that's Caressea, the I swear she is vibrant and randiant light looks like darkness.

by MastrOfDisastr1 July 17, 2011

My cards are in slot B

Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".

Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.

by Frank Z. November 20, 2007

Bumper Cars

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.

Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl

by Hugh Jainis March 8, 2017