can't relate

Expression used to manifest strong surprise or disagreement. Articles are omitted.
A) Well, I'll definitely buy that shirt.
B) Can't relate!
by thetruelivia August 24, 2018
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I can't see

Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"

Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"

Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."

Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
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It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 13, 2020
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Can't be trusted

Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.
Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
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monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 05, 2024
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can't-can't

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 26, 2017
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You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.
A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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