Camel of Saudi

Camel of Saudi is a mysterious man, Also known as penaldo. He moved from premier league to saudi league which is ranked the 66th best league in the world. I guess he understood how finished he is. The Camel of Saudi roams the desserts at night. When you get close, he dives. Shout LUXEMBOURG! and he will appear. Shout MOROCCO! and he will disappear.

Guy 1: Guess who scored a penalty today
Guy 2: Hm, must be the Camel of Saudi

Guy 1: Want to go diving?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: I don't want to end up as the camel of saudi

by Lionel Goat Messi August 30, 2023

Camel Extruder

(n) a person who has read Matthew 19:24 in the bible and rightly concluded that as it would be easy for a billionaire to commission a machine that could draw out a camel thin enough to fit through the eye of a needle it therefore follows that billionaires are by far the most righteous among us and the most likely to go to heaven.

Some of the more liberal pastors eschewed Elon Musk, but the camel extruders knelt down in adulation of his weatlh.

by Lubbo Munni February 4, 2023

camel wank

Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.

After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.

by Pm4whipping February 7, 2017

camel toe

She's working a camel toe it must be a L toe she doesn't even have to say anything I can read her lips.
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Check out camel toe it must be the L toe dessert

by danglin dicks November 13, 2013

Camel Chew

When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.

Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.

Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.

My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2021

camel stick

Looks like a tube of lip stick that is enlarged. Actually used for applications to a woman's genitals for pleasure.

That rank bitch had to use camel stick to get even the lowest of men..

by Camel Stick October 10, 2014

Green camel

It's like 4/20 but more extreme

Not for kids

this situation is so fucked up its like green camel

by Yu mam April 24, 2020