Cheater

A majestic unicorn that cheats on their BFF in the med room when she’s at home sleeping and cuddling a raccoon that smells like him because she didn’t know he was a cheater

Unicorn 1: how was your shift last night ?

Unicorn 2 the cheater:people eating is not the only reason the med room is sticky

by Wilbert February 2, 2020

Creamers

South Dublin slang for pints of Guinness. The word refers to the creamy head that draught Guinness is famous for.

Alex: Myself and the guys are going out for a few creamers, d'you wanna come?
Adam: Yeah sure sounds deece.

by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020

Creative Distancing

During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules

Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.

by Macblue April 23, 2020

Creative Nighter

A person that is more creative at night.

Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

Cheater Juice

1. the name on Payton C’s private story

2. what a girl named Bridget drinks in order to win a game

Bridget there’s no way you have that much talent, you must’ve drank cheater juice

Payton, I just saw your post on cheater juice

by jule July 16, 2020

Creases on my airforces

If you have someone that annoys u and you have airforces you can use it

Instead of saying ‘Jeff annoys me’ you can use ‘ Jeff are the creases on my airforces’

by Emzsayings May 10, 2021

Cheater

When you already committed to a college but you went to another college’s recruiting event for free chicken tenders and t shirts so your friend calls you a cheater as a joke, but your math teacher thinks that the two of you are dating so he starts yelling at you in front of the class about how bad cheating is. The teacher goes on a twenty minute rant about his ex and how they were cheated on and how it broke their heart. The teacher looks at you dead in the eyes and says “once a cheater always a cheater”. Meanwhile you’re trying to control your shaking shoulders and tears as you are literally about to burst from holding in your laughter for the last 20 minutes.

Once a cheater always a cheater

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021