poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021

hearty breakfast

When you got a good solid food

- Hey bro, are you hungry?
- No, I had a hearty breakfast today, it was damn good.

by denzel001 June 25, 2021

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

Breakfast Whore

One who fucks for breakfast.

Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores

by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

by Teekums September 1, 2017

vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010

Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014