Book Museum

Library.

"Have you been to the new library?"
"Oh, you mean the book museum?"

by jackola March 14, 2009

The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.

“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

by Meme Mage March 25, 2019

book fuck

to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.

johnny book fucked the art history text book.

by ybd December 9, 2008

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold October 30, 2007

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Drunk-booking

the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller

Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys

by Lordmonkeyjojo October 25, 2010

Rita Book

The position when one penetrates a woman's anus while slithering and making slurping sounds.

Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.

by Josh Holnagel October 18, 2014