The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018
Get the boat douche mug.When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.
"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
by Peakedin8thgrade April 7, 2021
Get the boat-guyed mug.by The leger February 18, 2016
Get the boat prop mug.1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.
2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.
Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.
Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?
Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
Get the to Jon-boat mug."Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
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Get the fly the boat mug.A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
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