Bloopy

1. adj. overwhelmed with the urge to want to perform oral sex on someone so enthusiastically as to include their butt-hole

(ie. I am bloopy)

2. v. showing or expressing an uncontrollable need to orally please someone's anus based upon their looks, actions, or speech.
(ie. to bloop or bloop AT at someone)

3. n. the crippling emotion person A gets when they want to toss person B's salad; usually so bad, person A can't think straight around person B
(ie. bloopiness)

Example A: He tried not bloop in front of her, but she could tell all he wanted to do was to bend her over and toss her salad.
Example B: Her smile makes me so bloopy when she's around, all I think about is what eating out her ass would be like.

by Kate Gleazy March 29, 2015

bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

by G. Thomas August 14, 2008

boobydo

When yo stomach sticks out farther than yo boobies do,(this condition is only excusable 4 pregnant women).

Damn dat girls got boobydo. When i hugged her i was tryin my best to get 2 dem milkjugs but her damn stomach was like a titty forcefield!

by LT. Azz November 7, 2007

Bloody Salih

A Bloody Salih is when you fuck your girlfriend, wife, your who-ever while she's on her period (AND/OR) you pop a girl's cherry...when both you and the girl notice the blood, you wait for the girl to say ANYTHING in her defense...to which you say in a thick Kurdish accent "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!" You contuine fucking her as nothing happened.

I got with this girl last night who turned out to be a virgin...she started to bled pretty heavy when I broke her Hymen. She was ashamed and had a look on her face like she thought the mood was broken. I did a Bloody Salih and kept on fucking her like nothing else mattered.

GIRL: Oh, baby! I'm SO sorry. I'm bleeding. Maybe we should stop. It's probably really gross for you right now!

GUY: (Thick Kurdish accent) "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!!!"

by KOBE 69 October 21, 2010

bloody russian

1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.

2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator

Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!

by ultralord June 7, 2003

Bloody Grant

When a man possesses such feminine and emotionally wimpy tendencies, he resembles a menstruating woman.

I don't care if you think cosmopolitans taste good, stop being a Bloody Grant and grab a beer!

by BTR, Dinky December 18, 2008

Bloody Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids

My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.

by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009