by Senutobi December 31, 2020
Get the New Year’s Blaster mug.A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blaster mug.Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
Get the man grenade bath blaster mug.by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
Get the Peanut Butter Blaster mug.Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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"I came but the dirt blasted it away"
Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
"I came but the dirt blasted it away"
Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024
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