Blake Bug

The North American Blake Bug is a common house pest. Once in the home they are almost impossible to get rid of. They will consume any alcohol in the nesting area and leave rotting scraps in their wake. The Blake Bug generally nests in piles of dirty clothes,emerging only on welfare cheque days.

I caught the Blake Bug and now my alcohol is missing and there is shit all over my floor.

by HKWJDC November 30, 2016

blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone

Blake Martines is hot!

by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016

blake spaulding

Towel,Towelette, Rainbow Six Seige Player, Follower of Mary Jane

Blake Spaulding is such a towelette.

by TDHVDecron May 9, 2017

blake faperson

A Blake that faps

Blake faperson faps really hard and fast

by YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBOOOOYY August 14, 2017

Blake goodrum

Plasterer extrordinair, unrivalled in talent & determination

Nothing is impossible for the unlimited & unrivalled talents of the one & only Blake Goodrum

by Blaketsnake August 3, 2017

blake effect

When someone makes a really bad joke or pun that completely derails everyone else's train of thought.

Person 1: oh, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me

by Ahfritzy October 2, 2017

blake lori

Jacks worst nightmare. Might be seen with your bitch.

Damn it I lost my bitch. Must be Blake Lori

by Unknown 69420 October 20, 2017