bible of broman

The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.
by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 21, 2009
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Sussy Bible

An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.
I bet you didn't even read the Sussy Bible.
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Bible sayer

A person who is always saying "Well, the Bible says..."
A lot of Christians are Bible Sayers but not Bible doers
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Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.
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Vocal bible

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Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
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Bible Of Pop

"Stripped" by The Voice Of A Generation, Christina Aguilera. The Grammy winning album remains iconic since it’s release. It influenced pop forever and every main pop girl who’s come up since, cites as an inspiration. NO ONE can top it!
"What are you listening to? I’m listening to The bible of pop"
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