A Bertil is often very short and very akward. He takes good care of his family but dosnt know how to make a move on a girl.
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a dirty, half nigger who constantly bitches about seemingly unimportant things, nobody enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty asshole.
by Goldennn November 16, 2010
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2. feces or defication
3. anything bad or of no value
commonly used interchangeably for the word mertz
2. feces or defication
3. anything bad or of no value
commonly used interchangeably for the word mertz
1. Dude why are you acting like such a little bertz?
2. Oh man, I think I just bertzed my pants.
3. McDonalds is just a bag full of bertz.
2. Oh man, I think I just bertzed my pants.
3. McDonalds is just a bag full of bertz.
by milkymertz December 25, 2007
Get the bertz mug.Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.
"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."
by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014
Get the Bertha mug.Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.
Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.
A user.
Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.
Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.
Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.
Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.
A user.
Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.
Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.
Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"
lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"
*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"
lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"
*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
by don't care? January 28, 2008
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“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”
by ryryG February 5, 2018
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