beat the third horse 

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

beat the third horse by J.Demosa March 29, 2017

beat street and onion ave 

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

beat street and onion ave by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Beat the dime 

A person masturbating, while looking at people.

Dude beat the dime on her.

Beat the dime by Gotaday October 16, 2017

beat your eggs 

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

beat your eggs by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

Beat Off Blister 

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

Beat Off Blister by Jellystone October 27, 2018

Beat her cheeks 

When a male is clapping a females ass cheeks with his penis making a clap like sound

Hey man I just (beat her cheeks) last night,made her ass giggle

Beat her cheeks by Leo López January 13, 2019

beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.

Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick

beat for the head by Richyyxo April 2, 2019