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Cumberland Beach 

Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.
"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."
Cumberland Beach by BLEOAVCEHR April 18, 2009
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electric beach 

noun - refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning
noun- "Damn, check out fake n' bake. If she'd keep her ass out of the electric beach, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
electric beach by DWR77 February 26, 2011

Seaford beach

A beach in South East Melbourne with sandy white shores and clear waters. At this beach you can see adults drinking straight vodka, women giving blow jobs and receiving cunnilingus in return - in broad daylight, often in front of children. It's also common to spot people sexing in the ocean. Lots of sand gets thrown around here and people tend to lose their phones.
Andy asked Cass to join him at Seaford beach, she knew it'd be a day she wouldn't forget. Except after all the vodka, forget she did.
Seaford beach by Rayitodesol January 13, 2019

brigantine beach 

a island just across from atlantic city. brigantine is a little secret to those who go and live there. it is small, but lively enough to make up for it. there’s tons of things to do in brigantine, you just have to discover them yourself. if you just look on the outside it may seem like another boring, basic beach. but brigantine is actually a getaway from the real world.
i cant wait to go down to brigantine beach this weekend, we are gonna fsu.

Mastic Beach 

A bunch of white trash mixed in with actual gang territory
There was another shooting in Mastic Beach today...
Mastic Beach by KSG350 July 7, 2019

glass beach band

the best indie rock band ever. firday noights foggy streets and chirtsmas lighs t qake me up on saturudtay grav fmy hand and flaot alwaay indto teh abbbsys aagakma nd i will aleays be ir friend so garba my ahnndnndd toake my ahdn i acant dotnthsi aloene

go listen to them u wont regret it
person a: have you heard of the rock band glass beach band?
person b: HELL YEA theyre my favourite
person a: SAME my favourite song is rat castle wbu
person b: it hasss to be planetarium but classic j dies and goes to hell part 1 is a close second

transgender indie rock band my beloved

Echo Beach 

I know it's out of fashion
And a trifle uncool
But I can't help it
I'm a romantic fool
It's a habit of mine
To watch the sun go down
On Echo Beach
I watch the sun go down
From nine to five, I have to spend my time at work
My job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps me pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach someday

On silent summer evenings
The sky's alive with lights
A building in the distance
Surrealistic sight
On Echo Beach
Waves make the only sound
On Echo Beach
There's not a soul around

From nine to five, I have to spend my time at work
My job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps me pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach someday

Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time

Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time

Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach, far away in time
Echo Beach by Death Menace February 4, 2023