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brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
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Brad

Hard worker that Does not stop till the job is done. Extends to the bedroom.
“He is a Brad in the sack
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Brad

The Brad is the polar opposite of a Chad. Brads do not make themselves present to everyone, but you can feel their alpha male presence when they're close. Brads are the ultimate womaniser and can crush Chad's with their finger tips, they're also known for having really large penises, even when flaccid, and can make God cry by flexing.
You can tell that guy is a Brad.
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Brad noremberg

Fuckin fat headed crackhead looking maggot who sucks his own spunk out of his willy
Brad noremberg
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brad

A amazing dragon that lived on ClickWell's stream and he killed it.
Brad is amazing and loves eating tacos with Eli.
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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Brad

Brad is the type of person to root through the bins of his town with no remorse, unwavering even when caught and abhorred. He takes a strange pride in finding stale baked goods and often offers them to the townspeople, keeping silent of their questionable origins.

Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.

The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Brad: ''Hey I found some cookies in the bin!''
by CallumHater123 June 22, 2025
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