bagel

plain donut, only good if it has stuff on it

person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps

by dummyb April 20, 2020

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baelan

the most bad ass bitch ever and hunter and skye should date. also baelan is super hot and gets all the girls he is super sexy

baelan is sexy

by dogomus070 January 12, 2021

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1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties

2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family

Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.

by The LettiLady November 26, 2022

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meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"

by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010

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louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.

"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"

by zuke lnosko August 15, 2012

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