Brandon 

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.

That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!

Brandon by Tinn02 April 17, 2022

Brandon 

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.

BRANDON SUCKS ASS!

Brandon by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022

Brandon 

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.

Brandon is such a scumbag.

Brandon by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

Brandon 

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

Brandon by Macee Storer July 6, 2010

brandon 

a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.

boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon

brandon by mike and jenny March 14, 2010

Brandon 

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

Brandon by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011

Brandon 

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day

Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.

Brandon by bmanthepoonslayer October 16, 2014