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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018
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Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018
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Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
by bmjmb June 7, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019
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Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
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Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.
I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.
by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016
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