autocircumcision

Autocircumcision is training your foreskin to stay behind the head of your penis. This give the penis the appearance of being circumcisedwhen nocircumcision was ever done. There are many methods to use and a great group at yahoo groups titled autocircumcision that has how to guides and others story of how the did this. Many people around the world use autocircumcision.

I was never cut, but my penis looks like it was circumcised because the foreskin no longer rolls over the head.

by Buster April 18, 2005

autocucumber

Auto correction in smartphone English used by most smartphone operating systems such a Android and iOS.

a: Wait, I got cum in my hair.
b: ehm?
a: Oh! GUM! Ducking autocucumber!

by urquell June 28, 2012

AutoDeistic Satanism

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011

Alpharetta Autobaun

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol

Traffic is backed up like normal on the Alpharetta Autobaun

by Blue Devil August 26, 2005

Freudian Autocorrect

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

by Ehrris September 14, 2011

autopedrasty

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!

Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.

by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

autocorrectum

aw-toh-kuh-rek-tuhm

noun

1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.

"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"

"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."

by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014