Hotter than the devil's anus

An expression used to describe an excruciatingly hot situation, either as in temperature or sexually.

Wow, beads of sweat are dripping from my brow. It's hotter than the devil's anus in here.

Hotter than the devil's anus by reallyhot July 7, 2010

Rap Nigger Anus Spider 

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

Rap Nigger Anus Spider by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Beer Anus 

A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.

"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"

Beer Anus by C. money February 5, 2006

Open-Anus Fart 

While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)

I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.

Open-Anus Fart by Ahmet K May 30, 2006

Europe’s Anus

France

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

Europe’s Anus by El ritardo June 27, 2018

shotgun anus

The phrased yelled before two guys tag team a girl to determine who is going to get anal.

"Dude, lets wreck that chick. And guess what, SHOTGUN ANUS!"

shotgun anus by HumperNDumper02 September 8, 2009