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A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 20, 2023
Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton
by theblueytimes February 01, 2025
it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.
i love doing this with the homies.
i love doing this with the homies.
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
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Alexander Lee Bradford is the most handsomeness guy you will ever meet and is the best boyfriend a girl could get! He is so sweet and athletic and is also a great best friend! He would never tell your secrets and never stab you in the back . But Alexander Lee Bradford also has a crazy side to him, he is funny and weird but in the best way and always make your day better with his wonderful bright smile!
by Ashlee kate November 27, 2017