dumb bitch alert

an unintelligent human being

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT

by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

<iframe src=javascript:alert(1)>

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by falkensmz(wearehackerone) November 30, 2022

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Medicine Hat Alberta

A city located in south east Alberta in Canada. Located east of Calgary and west of Regina SK. With a population of around 60,000 people, it is a little smaller compared to Airdrie and St. Albert. Winters are pretty harsh and shitty, but the summers are more dry and pleasant versus more eastern provinces such as Ontario and Quebec where it gets fucking humid as fuck. Has many sunny days and one of the warmest cities in Alberta. Prices are also more affordable versus Calgary which has recently skyrocketed thanks to the Ontario fucks raising the prices there so damn high.

Medicine Hat Alberta has a lot of nice sunny days during the summer.

by Sdsr70 August 12, 2024