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adam ruins everything 

A show in which a man named Adam Connover ruins everything you knew about the world. Examples include: divorce, history, exercise, sex, etc. Recently he has done an animated series called adam ruins history.
Adam: "Hi, i'm Adam Connover, and this is Adam ruins everything"
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."
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Creation of Adam 

When you pass a spliff/joint/blunt to someone all the way across the room and you don't want to get up, so you both reach out your hands really far, so as to resemble Michelangelo's Sistine Ceiling.
with one hand cupped over mouth "dude, creation of adam" joint extended
Creation of Adam by johnmb April 17, 2009

Adam Sessler

One of the two co-hosts of G4's X-Play which happens to be the best show on that network. Unlike Judgement Day's Tommy and Victor, Adam (and other co-host Morgan) are on harder on the negative sides of the games they review. Unless there are few or none. Very few.
Adam Sessler owns Tommy Tollarico and Victor Lucas.
Adam Sessler by RaC September 10, 2005

Adamattack 

Someone faints, screams, etc. when they see, hear, etc. Adam Lambert.
*SCREAM* (You just had an Adamattack)
Your Mother: Oh my! You just had an Adamattack!
Adamattack by Adelew10 October 17, 2009

adam levine 

lead singer of maroon 5 aka hottest man alive!!
Tier: Look Karen! It's our man Adam Levine on TV!!!
Me: **drools**
adam levine by renizzao May 15, 2006
A guy who doesn’t believe in himself but will be there for you and will always love you even if you broke his heart not very confident but is very attractive and strong physically and emotionally he literally has been unable to cry ever since his first real relationship break up takes martial arts and is a ranch hand during the summer not the smartest but gives his all very sexy and a bit lustful but will treat all women with great respect he said to me once “ in the Bible it says that the women and wives should respect and care for your husbands because they are the head of the family but the men and husbands must love and protect your wives as if they were your own body for you feed and nurture it with love “ and honestly got me into Christianity cause now I see it all but Adam is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have and the best guy to have your back when in a brawl cause this man goes berserk and loves to fight but will only fight someone if there is a good reason behind it
Person 1: hey are you ok

Person 2: ya Adam had my back

Person 1: thank goodness it was Adam
Adam by Stacybbygirl14 April 29, 2022
I just want to piss him off.
Adam by Rac0ln June 27, 2016