Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009

Tit Ankles

Tit Ankles is a term created by Donald Glover in an outtake of NBC's Community.

Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!

Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!

by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012

lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.

"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."

by Louise Fox March 21, 2009

Four Tits

In Texas Hold'em - Having the cards Q Q

"I had to fold my four tits with a King and Ace on the flop"

by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005

hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

by truthBspoken June 29, 2008

ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

by totally not gay pirate February 10, 2006

Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.

I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.

by |EStarr| September 8, 2009