by hhhhhhh444 November 04, 2008
People who think they're punk for listening to Good Charlotte,Yellowcard and Simple Plan and Avril. Not even knowing of the Sex Pistols,the Clash and the Ramones. The real inventors of the punk genre.
Poser:Oh that Sid Vicious guy is hot!is he married?
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.
by IndieRocker August 27, 2005
Someone who's jealous of an individual who comes back from the crapper after a long grunt session void of any courtesy flushing and brings back that smell with them back to their office desk.
Based on the reactions of those around him, Gagnon was clearly popoolar as he walked through the office and back to his desk.
Ortega being a popoolar poser was clearly jealous.
Ortega being a popoolar poser was clearly jealous.
by Mr. Popoolar May 08, 2007
by Bitchkitty July 18, 2005
If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:
- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.
- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.
- Try to look and be cool.
- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.
If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:
A. Get a Life.
or
B. Go fuck yourself.
- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.
- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.
- Try to look and be cool.
- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.
If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:
A. Get a Life.
or
B. Go fuck yourself.
Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...
Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.
Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.
by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
me: yo, sup
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
by davidklein123 September 25, 2006