lovely dovey couple

that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird

person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"

by a boop a coop a doop a roop May 2, 2021

Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021

fag couple

A couple of fags.

"you guys are a couple of fags, oh wait! I meant fag couple"

by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023

Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021

twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.

I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.

by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013

Couple Goals

Mitch Rowland and Sarah Jones

Mitch and Sarah are absolute couple goals!!!!

by jesus x August 29, 2022