A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.
Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!
by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

Some random kid who stole Ink!sans' nickname because their deadname sucks
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop
by Obsessive child March 30, 2021

by KawiKaze November 20, 2021

Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.
These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

by sussssssy baka November 20, 2021

by Pleasebenormalguys October 10, 2021

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!
by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019
